Oh, heyyy.

Ask away.







  1. kunamathesilverfilly:


    a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

    It’s their fedaura.

    (via cargaydiem)

  2. iguanamouth:

    she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

    (via jonjonathanjon)

  3. batlock:


    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.


    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.


    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.


    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?


    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?


    I fucking love these people.

    (via cargaydiem)

  4. squidsqueen:


    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

    When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

    (Source: pitiful, via cargaydiem)

  5. octobra:

    are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via cargaydiem)

  6. bagofb0nes:


    Futurama 3D 

    Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

    (via enchantedtempest)

  7. that-awkward-zoroark:

    Pokemon shamming

    (via enchantedtempest)

  8. My brother and I marvelling at our hands, circa 1999 and today. My brother and I marvelling at our hands, circa 1999 and today.
    High Resolution

    My brother and I marvelling at our hands, circa 1999 and today.

  9. High Resolution
  10. metidation:

    r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

    (via marypussypoppins)

  11. boicult:

    me as hell

    (Source: perpetuallystrange, via opisthocoelicaudia)

  12. vlogger24601:

    friend: why don’t you ever go to parties
    me: the angel of music is very strict

    (via pjcalamity)

  13. Would you even want a solo Hawkeye film, or are you happy to have him in an ensemble?

    (Source: daily-marvel, via liamdryden)

  14. (Source: katara, via tyleroakley)